Woman in C.!

struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co_operative;
};

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void words;
char unstable;
};

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attension_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
};

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
};

struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
};

struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boy_friends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void graymatter;
char flirt;
};

struct old_lady
{
double chin;
short memory;
long sighs;
void attension_from_men;
char chatterbox;
};

Be aware of girls who r intelligent..

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother
that if she will do  a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi” will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs
successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for “Devi” to come. So she slept
earlier with thoughts
in her mind to ask.
And, really a “Devi” comes in her dreams. Now this is
the dialogue
between them.

Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4
yrs, so I am 
very
very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3
wishes. You can ask
anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Devi: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for
you, so he also
sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know
anything about boon and
all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever
you will ask, he
will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are
agreed, then
proceed
for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After
thinking for some time … ): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest
person in the 
world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than
you.
Girl: It’s OK.

Devi: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the
most beautiful girl
in the world.
Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome
than the most
handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It’s OK.

Devi: Be as you wish.

Devi: Now the last boon remains.
Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.
Devi: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Devi: Be as you wish.

Think friends,
what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe
heart-attack & died at
once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl
became the world’s
most

beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the
story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really
more intelligent 
than

we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading … boys continue till
the end of the  post
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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is something
different than
what you all think!

Actually, the girl’s boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10
TIMES MILDER 
than
that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than
the girl, being
world’s richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not
really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont
worry if you think
that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on. 

Laws of mechanics

Lorentz’s Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.

Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Cannon’s Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O’brien’s Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.

Bell’s Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby’s Principle Of Clo! se Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Willoughby’s Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Zadra’s Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Breda’s Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.

Owen’s Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

World on your keystrokes…

I seen a movie Die Hard 4. Its with lot of action.

Have never ending Optimism

I am on on the way to listen the results after HR interview of Cybage software. I was looking little serious. To refresh my mind one of my friends Garib, told one story…
“Its story about village. After two months of mansoon also, no arrival of rain in that area. Time of cultivation is going ahead.All villager eagerly looking towards clouds in sky for rain. All villagers decided to pray God of rain ‘Varun’. They decided to pray in at the  large ground outside the village, which is situatated bottom of hill. Villagers were having die heart faith on thier god. They expect rain after hymns and prayers of all people. One village, like you want to go for prayer. How does he go….?”
I confused,” How means he’ll go by walk”
Friend answered,” That villager go to hill with umbrella in one hand….”
“Ohh.!! What a positive attitude….”

I was enthralled with optimism…till HR manager of Cybage..Pooja Walia declares the result….
As she come towards group of our people and told the names of people selected and I am selected in Cybage.
“

Power sequence algorithm

We know how to calculate square of a number…..
Square(n)=n*n
But this square is nothing but sum of first n odd numbers.
i.e. Square(n) =Sum of first n odd nos.
=1+3+5+….+(2n-1)
This statement indicates that if we have a series of squares like 1,4,9,16,25,.. then the series formed with the consecutive differences is nothing but series of odd numbers.
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This was just simple explaination. But it is extended to any power of a number. like cube, fourt power etc.
Now we see about cubes.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 …
Do the following operations.
1. eliminate the each third number
=>1 2 4 5 7 8 10 11 13 14 16
2. Get the running sum of this series.
=>1 3 7 12 19 27 37 48 61 75 91
3. Now eliminate each second number from this series.
=>1 7 19 37 61 91
4. Find once the running sum of this series.
=> 1 8 27 64 125 216
Isn’t it the series of cubes….Similarly for any power of a number we have to find running sum that number of times eliminating numbers as shown here.
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1. Delete each Mth number and find the series of running sum
2. Delete each (M-1)th number and find the running sum.
.
. Delete the each 2nd number and find the running sum
It is a series of power M