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Travelling out

I am travelling out for this weekend. So, I couldn’t write anything special

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         One blog opened in start of this year. He started  writing  his blogname    with   http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com. He wrote about everything people like to do and enjoy in their like commonly. I just surprised to see, who is this blogger. So I clicked About. It took about a minute to load all comments on the webpage.  You will not see the blog which doesn’t have comment. 

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            When Ekalayva come to his guru to show the skills acquired considering  him as Guru. Dronacharya feels jealous of his excellence. He asks for the thumb of right hand as gurudakshina. Ekalayva cuts his right thumb and produces in front of his Guru. All the skills learnt went futile because of absence of right [...]

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Merry Christmas

Wish all you readers and bloggers…. merry christmas.

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From the sinhgad college..

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                Chicago will be having world’s tallest building, which is under construction. Even though there are disputes in defining the rankings of them. Just look the beauty of the earth,when you will be on the top floor and peeping down the windowpane.. You will be looking, “Round n spherical earth. Clouds floating in front of [...]

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      My mid semister ends at last on 14th…with last paper Compilers.   I opened the web to have fun. I am laughing over these ultimate jokes…You may also enjoy these posts..           माणसांचीही गंमत असते पाहा. तुम्ही एखाद्या माणसाला सांगा, आकाशगंगेत ३०० अब्ज  तारे आहेत… तो चटकन विश्वास ठेवतो. पण, पार्कातल्या बेंचला नुकताच रंग लावलाय, तो ओला आहे असं सांगा… [...]

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Just laughters on my blgos…

These are some gr8 funny jokes…read on the web.  You will really like.. (GOTO View->TexSize->Larger if font below is short..) एक गाढव झाडावर चढते. झाडावर आधीपासुनच हत्ती बसलेला असतो. हत्ती-तु झाडावर कय करतोयस? गाढव- सपरचन्द खायला आलोय. हत्ती- आरे गढवा हे तर आंब्याचे झाड आहे. गाढव- मी सफरचन्द सोबत घेउन आलोय ——————————————————- विक्रेता — साहेब [...]

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Woman in C.!

struct female_professionals { double styles; short skirts; long time_to_understand_problems; float mind; void knowledge; char non_co_operative; }; struct married_females { double weight; short tempered; long gossip; float hopes; void words; char unstable; }; struct engaged_females { double time_on_phone; short attension_on_work; long boast; float on_cloud_nine; void understanding; char edgy; }; struct newly_married_females { double dinner_invitations; short time_at_work; [...]

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One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do  a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi” will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly. Now it was a day for “Devi” to [...]

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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM. 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check makeup [...]

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Laws of mechanics

Lorentz’s Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Kovac’s Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Cannon’s Karmic Law: If you tell the [...]

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